JD Vance

James David Vance, often referred to as JD Vance, is the 50th vice president of the United States under Donald Trump's second administration established in 2025. He first appears in the Season Twenty-Seven episode "Got A Nut".

Background

At Mar-a-Lago in "Got A Nut", he and Donald Trump take a ride to personally welcome Mr. Mackey upon his arrival. As Vance speaks up during Trump's welcoming, Trump kicks him away, telling him to "get out of here". Later, Vance enters Trump's bedroom while Mr. Mackey is present, asking the president if he should apply baby oil to Satan's butt.

In "Sickofancy", Vance enters Trump's bedroom again, this time in the White House. He tells Trump that, if he needs to have sex with himself again, he could get him a cum rag, causing Satan to lose it and leave the room.

In "Conflict of Interest", Vance brings Trump multiple gifts for his and Satan's baby. He later reveals to Brendan Carr that he is behind motivating the president to try to "abort" the pregnancy, so he would become Trump's successor instead of Trump's and Satan's child.

Appearance

Vance is notably smaller than other characters, about half the size of regular adults. His head uses photographs of the real JD Vance, but his eyes are edited to look bigger and closer together, resulting in an infant-like face. He wears a white smoking with black bowtie.

• Images of JD Vance
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  JD Vance's first appearance in "Got A Nut", next to Donald Trump.
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  Vance getting kicked away by Trump.
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  Vance asking if he should use the baby oil on Satan's asshole.
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  Vance comforting Satan at the White House.
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  JD Vance bringing Trump a gift for the baby in "Conflict of Interest".
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  Vance standing inside Brendan Carr's hospital room.
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  "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."

Personality

Vance is first shown to be obedient and loyal to Trump, as he does not complain about Trump kicking him away whatsoever. In "Conflict of Interest", he reveals his goal of becoming Trump's successor, implying that he is only obedient to reach said goal. Simultaneously, he is not afraid of manipulating Trump so he would unknowingly try to help him ensure that he receives that position of power.

Interactions

Donald Trump

In "Got A Nut", Vance is seen taking on the role of Trump's assistant, referring to him as "boss". Trump however does not care about Vance, which becomes apparent when he kicks Vance away out of annoyance. When Satan becomes pregnant from Trump, he starts plotting against him in order to secure his place as Trump's successor.

In "Sora Not Sorry", after having been found out of plotting against Trump and his upcoming child, the Anti-Christ, he manipulates Trump into giving him approval for his plan by confessing feelings for him and makes out with him.

Prominence

• "Got A Nut" - Appears as the sidekick of Donald Trump.
• "Sickofancy" - Briefly appears inside Trump's bedroom.
• "Wok is Dead" - Encounters Satan and asks him about the reason for his depressed mood.
• "Conflict of Interest" - Manipulates Trump into attempting to end Satan's pregnancy, so he himself would become Trump's successor instead of the child.
• "Twisted Christian" - Seen working with Peter Thiel on his mission to abort Satan's pregnancy.
• "The Woman In The Hat" - Warns Thiel about intelligence claiming someone is working on killing Trump's and Satan's baby. He later denies allegations made by the possessed Pam Bondi that he "is lying".
• "Sora Not Sorry" - Gets Trump's approval for his plan to kill the upcoming Anti-Christ and makes out with him.
• "Turkey Trot" - Appears in the Oval Office with Trump. This is his first non-speaking appearance.
• "The Crap Out" - Accompanies Trump on his plan to break Peter Thiel out of jail.

Trivia

• Vance's baby-like appearance is a homage to a viral online trend, for which his face was edited to look like it belongs to a toddler.
• In "Got A Nut", Vance's and Trump's appearance are a reference to the TV show Fantasy Island, with Vance representing Mr. Roarke's assistant Tattoo, who was played by Hervé Villechaize.
• In July 2024, a fake story spread that JD Vance had sexual intercourse with a couch. The story was alluded to in "Got A Nut", where red couches with torn patches can be seen standing in a corridor inside Mar-a-Lago.