Hell Director
The Hell Director is a seemingly normal human who appears in "Probably", where he introduces new denizens of Hell to their eternal punishment and ruler.
Background
After a man dies in Cartman's Church, he is immediately transported to Hell, where he, as well as over eight thousand other people, are spoken to by the Hell Director, who introduces himself, and informs them that they are dead and in Hell. The Hell Director begins the orientation process, but is interrupted by a protestant and a Jehovah's Witness, who believe that they should not be in Hell due to their religions. However, the Hell Director informs them that they both chose the wrong religion, and that ,"The Mormons were the correct answer", much to the disappointment of everyone. The Hell director then introduces Satan, who tries to give a speech, but quickly stops due to still being sad about the death of Chris, apologizing to the newcomers of Hell. The Hell Director brushes this off, thanks Satan, and continues speaking.
Appearance
The Hell Director looks like an ordinary Caucasian man with short, black hair. He wears black-rimmed glasses, and a navy blue purser uniform. He holds a brown clip board, which he seemingly uses to take the attendance of the recently deceased.
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The Hell Director in "Probably".
Personality
The Hell director talks in a calm, professional manner, and has a slight British accent. He is seemingly completely apathetic, nonchalantly informing newcomers of bad news, such as them being in Hell, and their religions being wrong, and has little reaction to Satan being unable to fully give a speech.
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