Christmas Lovin'

"Christmas Lovin" was sung by Chef at the The Non-Offensive Non-Denominational Holiday play, in the Season One episode, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo".

Background

Sheila Broflovski pressures South Park Elementary to change the religious symbolism of the Christmas play to a more secular non religious setting.

During the performance of the play, Chef is asked to sing, which reverts to his usual sexual innuendo.

Lyrics

I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log
I'm gonna love you right
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silence your nights
You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra
I just can't wait to jingle your bells
And falala your love...
We should make love, 'cause if we don't-

International Lyrics

DEZH-TW

German lyrics	Translation
Vor dem Kamin werd' ich dich heut' lieben, Dort wo das Hartholz kracht Du musst mein Bäumchen dekorieren In uns'rer stillen Nacht Du wirst die Engel singen hören, Denn ich lös dir den BH Lass deine Glöckchen klingen für mich So fa la la ganz nah!

Mandarin Chinese lyrics	Translation
你日日夜夜都在找 你的Mr.Right 如果你害怕夜晚孤單 你可以來找俺 俺會輕撫你身體 溫柔褪去你衣襪 用俺身上最堅挺的地方 讓你High起來 你的慾火就讓俺來幫你淋 如果你…	Everyday you are looking for... Your Mr. Right If you fear of feeling lonely at night You can find me I will caress your body Gently slide off your bra With my greatest part of my body I will make you get high Let me rain all over your lustful desire, if you...