A Christian Woman

"A Christian Woman" is a song written by Peggy Rockbottom for Jesus Christ, which is featured twice during the Season Twenty-Eight episode "The Crap Out".

Background

As part of her charity work, Peggy performs the song for the elderly at Shady Acres. Stan, who is also present due to him and his family living there at that moment, is bored by the song. He then decides to leave the performance, while the seniors sing along to the just-heard lyrics.

At the end of the episode, after Jesus had gifted Stan his old home back as a Christmas miracle, Peggy appears in the sky next to Jesus' star constellation, she herself also being a constellation, and wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. She then starts to sing the song again, this time with Stan singing along. The song continues throughout the credits.

Lyrics

A Christian Woman knows her place
So go ahead and punch me in the face
'Cause I deserve it, I was wrong
That's why I wrote this holiday song
With my big fake tits
And my Botox lips
Saying merry Christmas, Jesus Christ

A Christian Woman stays at home
Or gets a knuckle sandwich all around her dome
I'll call the police and I'll claim
That it was all my fault again
With my big fake tits
And my Botox lips
Saying merry Christmas Jesus Christ