A Chorus of Wieners

"A Chorus of Wieners" is a (out of tune) parody of the theme song from the cable TV show Game of Thrones. It was heard in the Season Seventeen episode, "A Song of Ass and Fire", and in place of the South Park Theme, during the South Park Title Sequence of "Titties and Dragons". It was performed by a choir at George R. R. Martin's house.

Background

Paladin Butters and Sir Scott make it to George R. R. Martin's house and ask about the dragons for Wizard Cartman's Game of Throne's battle strategy. George is reluctant to let them in until he is told about Scott being a diabetic and needs to eat for medical emergencies. George promises pizza and the inside details of how his book and TV series ends but instead goes on a tangent about penises.

Trivia

• This song can also be heard in the background in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
• The song is very out of tune compared to the original.

Lyrics

[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
One wiener, next to another wiener
[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Two wieners alongside yet another wiener
[Party, wiener party, wiener party, party party, wiener party, wiener wiener (continues in background)]
Soft wieners, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!
[Keep them flopping, flopping wieners, floppy floppy, dangle wieners, dangle dangle (continues in background)]
Five wieners in my face

International Lyrics

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German lyrics

Translation

[Schniedel, Schniedel Schniedel, Schniedel Schniedel] Ein Schniedel neben dem anderen Schniedel [Schniedel, Schniedel Schniedel, Schniedel Schniedel] Zwei Schniedel neben einem anderen Schniedel [Party, Schniedelparty, Schniedelparty, Schniedelparty, Schniedelparty, Schniedel Schniedel] Weiche Schniedel, sammetweich, nicht erregierte Schniedel! [Schwabbel schwabbel, schwabbel schwabbel, schwabbel schwabbel] Harte Schniedel drängen mich

[Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener] One wiener next to the other wiener [Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener] Two wieners next to another wiener [Party, wiener party, wiener party, wiener party, wiener party, wiener wiener] Soft wieners, soft like velvet, non-erect wieners! [Flab flab, flab flab, flab flab] Hard wieners urge me